I am a simple beast and almost nothing is funnier to me than when people tell their cats to Get A Job. What kind of job. What kind of office would tolerate a cat. Would the cat ride the bus. Would the cat get direct deposit. What kind of fucking
thats the problem. nobody will hire him because he is a cat. hes an idiot with no thumbs
Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via bl-ossomed)